h5n1 shifts

antigen shifts h5n1 send us back
to a quart of wheat
for a day's wages

I bought a Big Mac
sealed it up
and shipped it to Africa
but Wilfred Brimley intercepted
and promptly met my dead grandfather
for a moment's reflection
on 1980's medical equipment

I suggest peeling Julia Robert's gums off
and using them to dam
the French Quater
i hear she has a killer smile

or maybe using Reagan ketchup-logic
to prove there was no problem
to begin with