h5n1 shifts

antigen shifts h5n1 send us back
to a quart of wheat
for a day's wages

I bought a Big Mac
sealed it up
and shipped it to Africa
but Wilfred Brimley intercepted
and promptly met my dead grandfather
for a moment's reflection
on 1980's medical equipment

I suggest peeling Julia Robert's gums off
and using them to dam
the French Quater
i hear she has a killer smile

or maybe using Reagan ketchup-logic
to prove there was no problem
to begin with

Selfless Plug

The third Megaphone Piggy reading will be taking place on November 4th starting around 8:00 P.M., I'm not entirely sure where it's going to be held though. I'll get back to everyone with the address in a timely fashion. The goal is to spread the word about Megaphone Piggy since we've started accepting submissions for the Fall 06 issue. Actually, we'll be putting together short fiction and poetry issues, so send either or both in for consideration. You can either e-mail me with your submissions, or send it directly to MegaphonePiggy@gmail.com.

If you'd like copies of our past issues (MP 1 and MP 2) shoot me a word and I'll see that you get it. We've also got copies of The Emergence of Nannah U. Fosster by Nannah U. Fosster, the first chapbook out under the Megaphone Piggy Press "label," so shoot me a word about that one too.

Also, if you're interested in reading on the 4th let me know; we're always hoping for more folks to join in.

So keep the date in mind.

bear mace

get out of my raceboat
and Jack said this very well

and very creamy
brain property contraction now

pleasure pleasure bixbee

the population spurts
get made b/c
I ate
the princess

batthezar head off

lullenfield sell this to the nuns & mike

federal orfix
affairs

pieces of constellations
shot at elephants

propertymonious very far away

chandeliers are

my eyelids are
mouthing off
in the camera

eating plastic forks
b/c the king
is dead now

yesterduh voices and banned albums

yesterduh - Check this out.

ten banned albums burned, then played - Check this one out while you're at it. It's exactly what it sounds like. I suggest the Igor Stravinsky piece, although I'm also partial to the Beatles one. They're all worth a listen though.

Repetition Exercise (Removing Meaning)

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oooohh, yeah

park yourself
under an orange umbrella
and smell the roast beef

this is what the good life smells like

the lion and blue

lion and blue
piss crotch
in deep with jazz and turtle soup
on the eleventh of every month
like june

480 E. Signs

Clowns hate tangelos

Вечная Память.

http://en.liturgy.ru/mp3/96/afanas15.mp3



Сирень не цветет в декабре,

и кальмар может только взять ваше судно вниз очень много раз

перед полуночью.

Mamata's Gracious Reading of Tom Raworth's "The Mosquito and the Moon"

post_moot

http://www.plantarchy.us/post_moot_schedule.html

Check that out - it's the post_moot schedule, etc.

antigen shifts h5n1

antigen shifts h5n1
a quart of wheat
for a day’s wages
and Mt. Kilimanjaro’s ice caps melting
ten years in the future
Einstein bibble
writing letters dropping bombs
diluting the Gulf Stream
with Goldie Hawn’s gums
Washington spiritualist movements
tapping on the kitchen table
Lincoln lifting coffin lids
of his dead children
taxidermists
don’t use
my skin
my elbow skin is perfectly in tact
coffin lids coughing
what jokes
before your dead grandfather dies
from diabeetess

Translations Project and translations

It's been a while since I've posted any new pieces in this blog, but that shouldn't suggest that I haven't been busy writing. Here's what I'm up to:

I'm starting work on a new project dealing with the various types of translations. English to English, Russian to English, English to Russian, misunderstandings, mishearings, deletions, additions, replacements, S + 7's, etc. Translation absolutely fascinates me, and I think that I could do great things with them. I'm planning on making it into another chapbook under the Magus Flower Press label and hopefully a reading or two which will wind up being in Cleveland because of time. Hopefully though, I can get a recording or video of it so I can post it on my blog for all of the people who won't be in Northeast Ohio this summer.

I'm also working on starting up a project revolving around religion (Orthodoxy since that's what I'm down with). I want to work with Church texts, music, and sounds and the ideology and myth taught in and believed by the Church. This too will be released as a Magus Flower Press chapbook due out this summer (probably late summer).

The scene !n herd reading video will be posted on the Meshworks site sometime soon. (Currently you can check out a reading by cris cheek and Catherine Wagner, who was recently hired on as the new poetry professor here at Miami. I'm taking a workshop with her in the fall and I'm psyched about it.) I read 90 sek(0nd) chili, central asia, and the piece I wrote for Tim that I've tentatively entitled skin cuts there. When the link goes up, I highly recommend you check out the videos of what people performed; it was an excellent reading.

And now a little teaser poem/exercise that I've written for my translations book. Just an example of a type of translation that I'm poking around. Expect more as they come about.


translations




Translations.

Trancelations.

Tranzlayshuns.

Trahnslaisions.

Truhnclayshions.

Tramlaivzuns

Tamlaytsons

ssb

sometimes i leave my bedroom blinds
open
and fantasize about teenage boys with burritos
watching me in my nightgown
as i get ready for bed.

i accidently flashed a boy
in the drive-thru at dairy queen
one summer
when i had a boyfriend
who liked being flashed.
i didn’t mean for the boy to see
but he opened the window to give
us our change
at his lucky fourteen year old moment.
i watched him point at me
and tell his friends.

from that moment on
i’ve wanted to turn on boys
with fast food.

Wuncapunathyme

Wuncapunathyme der vas a gurl by the name of Ray "chill" Smurf, who often (more often) wundered if she ver a boy. Herr friends (what few der ver) accented this unfortunate confucius (cept for some, who, being boys themselves, told others she vas a gurl). To this day, we don't no. Way to way (and either way) Chill Smurf wrote on occasion, and shopped on others. Herr ribs (lightly smoked and kuverd in orig. bbq sauce) measured ruffly 34" uhround and kept herr 'gans and such in order. She used to keep binder klips clipped to herr shirt, untill she found no more use for dem, and stopped abruptly one Toozday after noon. Wunc she met a man celling fossils in de street (ov which she bought two in order to tell time better). Another thyme, she met a Thim, of whom Chill circled Linkoln, bedazzled by bedazzling xmas lites. Writing in ariel font got Chill S. nothang but mintie-frosh gigi breadth and 21 yen (a vive!) to spend in Brekzvill (ov vich she has little change but age). Herr reesee kup (which, when hungry, she'd (saul) bellow: "giveme mah reese kup-a!") wuz never to be found again, lost in Richyard V'z pink belly. In Owgust Chill wuz called Quillz incorrectly by a boy wrinkling thyme on a skullbus. By sophomore cards, she drew a drew wunc, but quikly placed him back in the deck and mailed it off to Francz, where the card she drew enjoyed the natural habitat recluse with other nasal fatt-lippd Frank O'Philz (oddly enouff of Scotchish descent). All Dis havin bean salad, I leave you as I found you, only sum thyme later.

fourteen poems about turtles

Its turtlesall the way down.
They wiggle their toes and the
universe flutters.
They eat hotdogs and scratch
their toenails
on other turtles’ shells.
And it’s turtle on turtle
for miles into millennia.
Turtles on stars, on suns,
on planets.
Turtles clogging up black
holes,
turtles starting tomorrow and
starting yesterday
all the way down.


Tell me what you eat,
and I’ll tell you what you are.
I eat flipper muscle
torn and ripped
from delicate appendages
of pacific greens.
Muscle that floats on curried water
next to bits of shell.


Sea turtles eat oatmeal with spoons at the kitchen table
and rattle the calla lily centerpiece
with their finger nails.


Once, a turtle saw planes and satellites
and a statue fall out
of a black hole in the sky
from a parallel universe.
The universe was caked in green mud
and avocadoes.


I heard two sea turtles clacking on linoleum,
and I offered them nail files,
but they kindly declined
and left to sip tea in the garden.


Scientists refer to the first seven years
of a Pacific Green Turtle’s life
as the “lost years.”
From the time the hatchlings enter the water
to the time that the turtles show up
in the main Hawaiian Islands,
it is unknown exactly where the turtles go
and what they’re feeding upon.
What is known, however,
is that they feed omnivorously
on limu, jellyfish, and other
young sea creatures.


Blind turtles
and turtles wearing glasses
still see
the petals falling,
the red fish swimming,
and the shells.


Some turtles
eat pink morning glories
and stain their beaks
golden orange.


Thousands of sea turtle shells
buried in the sand
make thousands of land turtles
dance.


Three sea turtles,
all allergic to coconut and olives,
rubbed lemon-scented sunscreen
on their shells.
And when I asked them,
“why sunscreen?”
one replied,
“because UV rays from the sun cause skin damage”
and I couldn’t argue with its logic.


I saw a land turtle at the zoo,
and a sign on the cage read:
“This land turtle will live to be one hundred years old.”
And there was a clock that counted down the land turtle’s time.
I watched the land turtle die.


Turtles kick up sand
and drop convolvulus bulbs
in the holes.

Two turtles in an algaed tank
lamp-bathe on a rock.
Both keep out
of the water.
Turtle-scented air waifs up
into the kitchen
where the dirty tank sits.


There was a turtle at a funeral,
and it didn’t wear a suit,
or give a eulogy.
It wasn’t a pall bearer
or a priest.
It just crawled on the floor,
unaware of where it was,
or what it was doing,
because it’s a turtle,
and that’s what turtles do.

Sea Turtles II

It’s turtles
all the way down.
They wiggle their toes and the universe flutters.
They eat hotdogs
and their toenails scratch other turtles’ shells.
And it’s turtle on turtle for miles into millennia.
Turtles on stars, on suns, on planets.
Turtles clogging up black holes,
turtles starting tomorrow and starting yesterday
all the way down.

Sea Turtles I

Sea turtles eat oatmeal with spoons at the kitchen table
and rattle the daffodil centerpiece
with their finger nails.

back teeth limbo

teething back teeth molars ‘n bendictril
schizolepathy ‘n nigh quills
they call me quills only to beat the v-cardz
and es’s turn to zzz’s and clay shades ‘n glee shays
‘n shassh hays or hashish
‘n tea bagz on yer nigh stan
too many turtlez in limbo ‘n not enuff in the sea
way man, tonigh man theze planz
cruise n’ fix this crust of bits
tack down t-shirts ‘n u-shirts
epigram epi samp one nigh ‘t
‘n lo ‘n lo
in limbo

Nipple Butter